October 27, 2009
OKAY SO I LIMP UTG+1 WITH ACES RIGHT DONKEY SUPER AGGRO ON THE HIJACK DECIDES TO GO LOCO AND RAISE IT 7BB IN A FREAKING $2/$5 FULL RING SO I REPOP IT to $70 RIGHT HE CALLS WE ARE BOTH DEEP STACKED LIKE $1000+ OK SO THE FLOP IS Jd 10d 7s SO I GET A DANGEROUR FLOP BUT OKAY I BET OUT TO PROTECT MY HAND AND BET $120 HE RAISES ME TO $400 I’M LIKE WTF DOES HE HAVE RIGHT CAN HAVE A SET OR TWO PAIR EVEN THIS DONKEY BUT I DECIDE TO PUT HIM ON LIKE A DIAMOND DRAW OR KING QUEEN OR SOMETHING YOU KNOW SO I THINK LET’S JUST CALL THE RAISE HERE AND CHECK RAISE ALL-IN ON THE TURN IF A BLANK HITS RIGHT SO I JUST CALL AND THE TURN IS A KING OF SPADES WHICH IS A GOOD CARD FOR ME AS ONLY Q9 MAKES A STRAIGHT BUT HE CANT HAVE THAT WITH THE PREFLOP ACTION LIKE THAT RIGHT SO I CHECK HE BETS $400 AGAIN I MOVE IN HE CALLS AND SHOWS KING JACK.
OMG ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME HOW CAN THIS DONKEY PLAY THIS SO BAD WHAT A DONKEY OMG I WANTED TO SLAP HIM IN THE FACE BUT THE VENETIAN POKER ROOM STAFF DOESNT LIKE VIOLENCE THEY ARE PUSSIES.
October 27, 2009
Funny stuff. Eli Elezra makes a squeezeplay that goes wrong, Doyle “Texas Dolly” Brunson gets Eli to make a huge mistake – and Daniel saves ten grand. 
May 14, 2009
OMFG I was playing a $2/$5 game at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas like a couple days ago and I’m so sure something was fishy there. One hand says it all. I’m holding P3’s and decide to limp into the pot in late position alright? Five people see a flop which puts $27 in the middle, and the flop comes AJ3. Sick beautifulness WOOPPAAAA!
Everyone checks to me and I bet out, $20. One Belgian guy who I later found has a poker blog called Sven’s Tight Poker Tips calls my bet and we see the turn which comes a seven. Still no draws out there, and Sven checks to me. I bet out $55 into a $67 pot, and get called again. The pot is now up to $177 which was good for me as I wanted to be able to move about $120 at the end anyway.
The river hits another seven, a great card for me — especially when all of a sudden Sven bets out $180. Beautiful, right? I shove after him, and he instacalls flipping over A7.
WHAAT? Nigga I was cruising, and he hit running sevens to beat my boat. Sickness. He was all apologetic afterwards, but wtf I’m so sure the dealer was in on this…….. SICKNESS.
May 06, 2009
Isn’t Gavin Smith a great guy? Here he is talking to Kimberly Lansing about his WPT table back in April last year… I am such a World Poker Tour fan… 
February 23, 2009
COME ON MAN WHAT THE FFFFFF IS THIS?
Full Tilt Poker – No Limit Hold’em Cash Game – $1/$2 Blinds – 9 Players
SB: $239.50
BB: $280.15
Hero (UTG): $200.00
UTG+1: $38.00
MP1: $164.30
MP2: $282.30
MP3: $194.05
CO: $220.40
BTN: $239.05
Preflop: Hero is dealt A Q (9 Players)
Hero raises to $8.00, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $8.00, MP2 calls $8.00, 4 folds, BB calls $6.00
Flop: ($33) 2 A A (4 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $26.00, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $26.00, BB folds
Turn: ($85) 2 (2 Players)
Hero bets $62.00, MP2 calls $62.00
River: ($209) A (2 Players)
Hero bets all-in for $104.00, MP2 calls $104.00
Pot Size: $417.00 ($3 Rake)
MP2 had 2.2 (four of a kind, Twos) and LOST (-$200.00)
Hero had A.Q (four of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$215.00)
What a joke. Online Poker is RIGGED.
January 31, 2009
Full Tilt Poker Game #10344305412: $27,500 Guarantee (78111918), Table 18 – 12000/24000 Ante 3000 – No Limit Hold’em – 20:17:02 ET – 2009/01/30
Seat 1: westcoast fish (1,868,836)
Seat 2: QueenV (303,864)
Seat 6: jonna10 (1,134,072)
Seat 9: Gucci1979 (887,228)
westcoast fish antes 3,000
QueenV antes 3,000
jonna10 antes 3,000
Gucci1979 antes 3,000
jonna10 posts the small blind of 12,000
Gucci1979 posts the big blind of 24,000
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
westcoast fish folds
QueenV folds
jonna10 calls 12,000
Gucci1979 checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc 4d 5s]
jonna10 checks
Gucci1979 bets 60,000
jonna10 calls 60,000
*** TURN *** [Qc 4d 5s] [5c]
jonna10 checks
Gucci1979 bets 180,000
jonna10 calls 180,000
*** RIVER *** [Qc 4d 5s 5c] [8s]
jonna10 checks
Gucci1979 checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Gucci1979 shows [4s 3d] two pair, Fives and Fours
jonna10 shows [8c Ah] two pair, Eights and Fives
jonna10 wins the pot (540,000) with two pair, Eights and Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 540,000 | Rake 0
Board: [Qc 4d 5s 5c 8s]
Seat 1: westcoast fish folded before the Flop
Seat 2: QueenV (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: jonna10 (small blind) showed [8c Ah] and won (540,000) with two pair, Eights and Fives
Seat 9: Gucci1979 (big blind) showed [4s 3d] and lost with two pair, Fives and Fours
Railing this hand I felt like these two must have both been complete donkaments. HOW COME I’M NOT IN THERE FFS.
December 20, 2008
OKAY WAS PLAYING A LOW STAKES LIVE GAME YESTERDAY – $1/$2 NO LIMIT HOLD’EM RIGHT? OKAY SO I HAVE 45 of CLUBS AND NOBODY RAISES SO I’M ON THE BUTTON AND I RAISE IT TO 6. I GET 3 CALLERS, AND GET EXCELLENT FLOP.
Ac Kc 8c
I DECIDE TO PLAY IT AGGR AND BET AS IF I HAVE AN ACE BUT NO CLUB RIGHT, THEY CHECK, I BET 14 AND GET ONE CALLER.
TURN = BLANK.
HE CHECKS, I BET 49 (yes), AND GET A CALL.
RIVER: 3c
HE CHECKS, I CHECK. HE SHOWS Ah9c.
WAW THEY PLAY SO BAD AND THEY GET SO LUCKY.
HE CALLS ME WITH THE 9c AND THEN DECIDES NOT TO BET IT? ASSDONKS!
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December 14, 2008
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November 01, 2008
THIS DONKEY IS A FREAKING WOMAN BUT F*** THAT S***! BRAGGING ABOUT HITTING QUADS FREAKING 3 TIMES IN FREAKING FOUR DAYS IS SO GAY AS IT’S FREAKING UNFAIR. I PLAY LIKE I DUNNO LIKE TWO FREAKING THOUSAND HANDS EVERY SINGLE DAY AND I HAVE NOT HAD QUADS IN MONTHS. ANYONE WONDER WHY I LOSE MONEY OVER THESE MONTHS?
SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY’RE SO COOL. QUADS FEVER — SURE. GOOD FOR YOU, TALENTLESS B*****!
You’re not Vanessa Rousso, DONK!
October 29, 2008
OKAY I DONT MIND PLAYING AGAINST DONKEYS MOST OF THE TIME BUT TODAY I REALLY AM SO TIRED OF LOSING WHEN I MAKE GENIUS PLAYS THEY KEEP CALLING ME WITH LIKE MIDDLE PAIR HOW CAN THEY NOT FOLD. HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF ME PLAYING LIKE GUS HANSEN YET NOT GETTING THE RESPECT I DESERVE AS A WINNING POKER PLAYER DAMNED:
ANYWAY I HAVE A8 SUITED AND I RAISE RIGHT OKAY I GET FIVE CALLERS FLOP I MAKE NO PAIR BUT I BET I GET TWO CALLERS TURN IS NOT IMPORTAND I GO ALL-IN, GET CALLED BY 87 OFF SUIT WHO HAD PAIR OF SEVENS. WHAT A F IDIOT. 3 OUTER OMG!
