OKAY SO I’M DOING THE WHOLE POKER ON SUNDAY NIGHT THING RIGHT OWNING IT UP JUST SMOOTHCALLING WITH ALL MAH HANDS Y’KNAMSAYIN’ AND LIKE I PICK UP THE BULLETS RIGHT AND I SMOOTHCALL PRE-FLOP GET RAISED BEHIND ME I RE-RAISE HE RE-RAISES ME AND I SHOVE IN PRE-FLOP WHICH I DON’T USUALLY DO BUT NAC_BREDA69 […]
I WENT THROUGH MY HAND HISTORY TO GET A TELL ON THIS DONKBALLZ AND GUESS WHAT HE MAKES DONKEYCALLS LIKE WHATTHEBUCK ALL THE FREAKIN TIME HAHAHA I AM SO GOING TO PWN HIM AND TAKE HIM RENT MONEY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA END UP IN GUTTERBALLLLLLL MR LORRO85!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES I’M TALKING TO YOU LORRO85 YOUR MOTHER IS A REAL DONK NO SH*T MAN NICE NICE FLOPPING A FREAKING STRAIGHT FLUSH WHEN I HAVE THE NUT FLUSH AND THEN BISSHING ABOUT IT AGAINST ME BECAUSE I CALL YOUR BET GO FIGURE DONKBALL.
FOR CRYARIZING OUT LOUD LORRO85 I BET YOUR DADDY IS A DONKEY TOO. […]
ACE FOUR OFF SUIT IS NOT A GOOD HAND I KNOW BUT JEEZES CHRIST I HAD BEEN RUNNING GOOD SO I CALLED A LITTLE RAISE BEFORE THE FLOP AND THE FLOP WAS ACE ACE NINE WHICH WAS AWESOME RIGHT SO I CHECKED THE FLOP AND THE DONKEY BET AND I JUST SMOOTHCALLED AWESOME STUFF AS […]
OKAY SO I GO ALL IN WITH A JACK SEVEN OFF SUIT RIGHT AND THIS FREAKING DONKBAG CALLS ME DOWN FOR FREAKING SEVENTY DOLLARS EXTRA WITH MOTHERBICHING KING TEN. KING TEN? OMFG GO BACK TO DONKEYSCHOOL DONKEY KING TEN IS A DONKEYHAND AND IT SUCKS ASS AND YOU SUCK. I GO ALL IN SO YOU […]
Hi everyone my name is Jim, and I’m a gambler. (”Hi Jim”)
I’m a bad loser, and in online pokerI feel terrible that I can’t go on rants against other players. (”We know Jim, there’s nothing you can do about it”)
OH YES THERE IS, I’M GOING TO TERRORIZE THE BLOGOSPHERE HAHA!(”Jim, calm down please”)
NO WAY BICHES, […]