CLUELESS. NO SHIT. CLUELESS.
IF YOU FEEL LIKE FUDGING CALLING MY PRE-FLOP RAISE (WHICH I ONLY DO ONCE EVERY ONE OR TWO ORBITS) WITH NINE FOUR OFF SUIT, WOULD YOU FREAKING MIND NOT MAKING A DONKAMENT STRAIGHT FREAKING FLUSH ON ME WITH A ONE-OUTER ON THE MOTHERBADGING RIVER?
I’M SO TIRED OF THIS CRAP I FEEL LIKE […]
BUT I LOVE READING ABOUT BAD BEATS WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE VICTIMS HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS GUY COMPLAINING ABOUT LOSING TOP SET AGAINST 57OS! :S
CAN I GET A WOOPWOOP?
WAS ON A RAISING SPREE WITH SOME DONK IN PLO I HAD ACES HE HAD JACKS WE ENDED UP GOING ALL IN ON THE FLOP WITH A QUEEN ON THERE DONK MADE JACK ON THE RIVER AND HE WAS OH SO HAPPY MAN IF I COULD I WOULD STRANGLE HIM THROUGH THE INTERNETS.
DONKAMENTSSSSS
I FOLLOW THIS DONK AROUND FROM NOW ON TAKING HIS MONEYS IS LIKE MY FAV THING ROFLOL OK SO I JOIN HIS NL200 TABLE AND START OWNING IT UP RIGHT MAKING RAISES TAKING MONEY RIGHT NAC_BREDA69 LOSING MONEY WITH BAD CALLS AS ALWAYS HAHAHA DONKAMENTS.
ANYWAY DONKBALL RAISES I HAVE K3 AND I THINK OK LETS […]