I went all-in with J-7 off suit

OKAY SO I GO ALL IN WITH A JACK SEVEN OFF SUIT RIGHT AND THIS FREAKING DONKBAG CALLS ME DOWN FOR FREAKING SEVENTY DOLLARS EXTRA WITH MOTHERBICHING KING TEN. KING TEN? OMFG GO BACK TO DONKEYSCHOOL DONKEY KING TEN IS A DONKEYHAND AND IT SUCKS ASS AND YOU SUCK. I GO ALL IN SO YOU CAN FOLD YOUR FUDGING DONKEYHAND AND I CAN TAKE THE HAND DOWN BUT NOOOOOO MISTER DONKEY THINKS ITS BEST TO CALL DOWN THE GUY WITH YEARS OF POKER EXPERIENCE WITH A FREAKING KING TEN AND BEAT HIM BY FLOPPING TWO MOTHEREFFING PAIRS ON THE MOTHEREFFING FLOP. EATSHITPROZZIEOMG!!!!

I AM SO NEVER EVER EVER EVER PLAYING AT FULL TILT POKER AGAIN OMG ASSWHIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Jim on March 23, 2008 under Full Tilt Poker, Rants, TILT

2 Responses to “I went all-in with J-7 off suit”

  1. Altimate_One Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    Can someone explain to me why he is blaming Full Tilt?

  2. Jim Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 3:41 am

    SHUT UP DONK

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