SOME DONKS REALLY ARE CLUELESS

CLUELESS. NO SHIT. CLUELESS.

IF YOU FEEL LIKE FUDGING CALLING MY PRE-FLOP RAISE (WHICH I ONLY DO ONCE EVERY ONE OR TWO ORBITS) WITH NINE FOUR OFF SUIT, WOULD YOU FREAKING MIND NOT MAKING A DONKAMENT STRAIGHT FREAKING FLUSH ON ME WITH A ONE-OUTER ON THE MOTHERBADGING RIVER?

I’M SO TIRED OF THIS CRAP I FEEL LIKE STRANGLING SOMEONE THROUGH THE INTERNET CABLE.