ZOMG TILTAMENTS
OKAY SO I HAVE LIKE THE BIG BLIND AND I’M HOLDING QQ. I RAISE AFTER SIX DONKS LIMPED IN AND I GET 4 CALLERS. NICE CALL DONKS IS IN MY HEAD BUT I DONT SAY IT BECAUSE HEY THEY MIGHT HEAR IT AND KNOW I AM PROPLAYER RIGHT SO AIGHT FLOP COMES QKT. GOOD FLOP BUT NOT PERFECT SO I BET RIGHT OUT WITH LIKE 3/4 POT SIZE BET AND ONE DONKAMENTER MOVES IN FOR LIKE $200 MORE AIGHT WHO GIVES A SHIT I SAY IF HE HAS AJ I HAVE OUTS SO I PREPARE TO CALL WHEN BEHIND HIM ONE IDIOTA MOLAJA DOES AN ALL-IN CALL, HE HAD LIKE $100 SO NO BIGGIE BUT WHAT THE FUDGE RIGHT AIGHT SO ONE MORE DUDE CALLS SO I THINK TO MYSELF HE HAS AK CLUBS AS THERE WERE TWO CLUBS ON BOARD.
WITH MY QUEENS I FEEL OBLIGOTERATED TO MAKE THE CALL SO I SHOVE ALL-IN I HAD LIKE $600 AND DONKBALL WITH AK CLUBS CALLS TOO. I WAS RIGHT. ONE DUDE HAS AJ. THE OTHER ONE WITH THE $200 HAS KJ. KJ I’M NOT FREAKING KIDDING.
TURN IS AN ACE, RIVER THE FREAKING CASE KING. DONKAMENT WINS MAIN POT. I ALMOST KILLED HIM. ONE-OUTER MY ASS.