Archive for the ‘Casino’ Category

Live Poker is RIGGED

May 14, 2009

OMFG I was playing a $2/$5 game at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas like a couple days ago and I’m so sure something was fishy there. One hand says it all. I’m holding P3’s and decide to limp into the pot in late position alright? Five people see a flop which puts $27 in [...]

PHIL LAAK IS A DONK

October 08, 2008

I WAS PLAYING LIVE IN LAS VEGAS LIKE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO RIGHT $25/$50 NO LIMIT GAME AND WHO ELSE BUT DONK-LOVER PHIL LAAK WAS AT MY TABLE DONKING UP THE CHIPS WITH SUPERTIGHTPLAY LIKE FOLDING AQ UTG AND SHOWING THE GUY NEXT TO HIM WHO MADE FUN OF HIM LIKE LOL I MEAN PHIL [...]

WHY DO THEY DO BLACKJACK IN POKERSOFTWARE

September 03, 2008

OKAY FIRST OF ALL I ADMIT I AM A STUPID IDIOT PLAYING BLACKJACK WITH MY POKER BANKROLL BUT WHO IN GODS NAME ALLOWED THE POKER ROOMS TO ADD LIVE BLACKJACK GAMES RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE POKER GAMES??? HOW CAN THEY ALLOW THIS IN THE GAMING COMMISSION??? THEY DONT WANT POKER TO BE ASSOCIATED [...]

OKAY SO I QUIT POKER FOR A WHILE

June 19, 2008

I NEEDED A EFFING BREAK AFTER BEING PRAWNED BY DONKNUTS FOR LIKE TOO MUCH IN APRIL SO I TOOK MAY OFF AND GUESS WHAT I’M BACK IN FULL FORCE TO TAKE YOU DONKS MONEY HAHAHA.
PLEASE BRING CASH TO THE VENETIAN IN LAS VEGAS ON FRIDAY AS I’M DOING SOME REAL LIFE POKER THEN. HAHAHA.

ZOMG TILTAMENTS

May 02, 2008

OKAY SO I HAVE LIKE THE BIG BLIND AND I’M HOLDING QQ. I RAISE AFTER SIX DONKS LIMPED IN AND I GET 4 CALLERS. NICE CALL DONKS IS IN MY HEAD BUT I DONT SAY IT BECAUSE HEY THEY MIGHT HEAR IT AND KNOW I AM PROPLAYER RIGHT SO AIGHT FLOP COMES QKT. GOOD FLOP [...]