Archive for the ‘Cold Deck’ Category

ZOMG TILTAMENTS

May 02, 2008

OKAY SO I HAVE LIKE THE BIG BLIND AND I’M HOLDING QQ. I RAISE AFTER SIX DONKS LIMPED IN AND I GET 4 CALLERS. NICE CALL DONKS IS IN MY HEAD BUT I DONT SAY IT BECAUSE HEY THEY MIGHT HEAR IT AND KNOW I AM PROPLAYER RIGHT SO AIGHT FLOP COMES QKT. GOOD FLOP […]

SOME DONKS REALLY ARE CLUELESS

April 23, 2008

CLUELESS. NO SHIT. CLUELESS.
IF YOU FEEL LIKE FUDGING CALLING MY PRE-FLOP RAISE (WHICH I ONLY DO ONCE EVERY ONE OR TWO ORBITS) WITH NINE FOUR OFF SUIT, WOULD YOU FREAKING MIND NOT MAKING A DONKAMENT STRAIGHT FREAKING FLUSH ON ME WITH A ONE-OUTER ON THE MOTHERBADGING RIVER?
I’M SO TIRED OF THIS CRAP I FEEL LIKE […]

IT MIGHT SUCK TO GET A BEAT…

April 12, 2008

BUT I LOVE READING ABOUT BAD BEATS WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE VICTIMS HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS GUY COMPLAINING ABOUT LOSING TOP SET AGAINST 57OS! :S
CAN I GET A WOOPWOOP?

ACE FOUR OFF SUIT

March 28, 2008

ACE FOUR OFF SUIT IS NOT A GOOD HAND I KNOW BUT JEEZES CHRIST I HAD BEEN RUNNING GOOD SO I CALLED A LITTLE RAISE BEFORE THE FLOP AND THE FLOP WAS ACE ACE NINE WHICH WAS AWESOME RIGHT SO I CHECKED THE FLOP AND THE DONKEY BET AND I JUST SMOOTHCALLED AWESOME STUFF AS […]