COME ON MAN WHAT THE FFFFFF IS THIS?
Full Tilt Poker – No Limit Hold’em Cash Game – $1/$2 Blinds – 9 Players
SB: $239.50
BB: $280.15
Hero (UTG): $200.00
UTG+1: $38.00
MP1: $164.30
MP2: $282.30
MP3: $194.05
CO: $220.40
BTN: $239.05
Preflop: Hero is dealt A Q (9 Players)
Hero raises to $8.00, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $8.00, MP2 calls $8.00, 4 folds, BB calls $6.00
Flop: [...]
OKAY WAS PLAYING A LOW STAKES LIVE GAME YESTERDAY – $1/$2 NO LIMIT HOLD’EM RIGHT? OKAY SO I HAVE 45 of CLUBS AND NOBODY RAISES SO I’M ON THE BUTTON AND I RAISE IT TO 6. I GET 3 CALLERS, AND GET EXCELLENT FLOP.
Ac Kc 8c
I DECIDE TO PLAY IT AGGR AND BET AS IF [...]
OKAY SO I HAVE LIKE THE BIG BLIND AND I’M HOLDING QQ. I RAISE AFTER SIX DONKS LIMPED IN AND I GET 4 CALLERS. NICE CALL DONKS IS IN MY HEAD BUT I DONT SAY IT BECAUSE HEY THEY MIGHT HEAR IT AND KNOW I AM PROPLAYER RIGHT SO AIGHT FLOP COMES QKT. GOOD FLOP [...]
CLUELESS. NO SHIT. CLUELESS.
IF YOU FEEL LIKE FUDGING CALLING MY PRE-FLOP RAISE (WHICH I ONLY DO ONCE EVERY ONE OR TWO ORBITS) WITH NINE FOUR OFF SUIT, WOULD YOU FREAKING MIND NOT MAKING A DONKAMENT STRAIGHT FREAKING FLUSH ON ME WITH A ONE-OUTER ON THE MOTHERBADGING RIVER?
I’M SO TIRED OF THIS CRAP I FEEL LIKE [...]
BUT I LOVE READING ABOUT BAD BEATS WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE VICTIMS HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS GUY COMPLAINING ABOUT LOSING TOP SET AGAINST 57OS! :S
CAN I GET A WOOPWOOP?
ACE FOUR OFF SUIT IS NOT A GOOD HAND I KNOW BUT JEEZES CHRIST I HAD BEEN RUNNING GOOD SO I CALLED A LITTLE RAISE BEFORE THE FLOP AND THE FLOP WAS ACE ACE NINE WHICH WAS AWESOME RIGHT SO I CHECKED THE FLOP AND THE DONKEY BET AND I JUST SMOOTHCALLED AWESOME STUFF AS [...]