The Tilt Room » Full House http://www.thetiltroom.com I HATE BAD BEATS SO MUCH!!!! Sat, 03 Sep 2011 14:49:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc en hourly 1 Live Poker is RIGGED http://www.thetiltroom.com/archives/live-poker-is-rigged http://www.thetiltroom.com/archives/live-poker-is-rigged#comments Thu, 14 May 2009 04:17:34 +0000 Jim http://www.thetiltroom.com/?p=32 mgm grandOMFG I was playing a $2/$5 game at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas like a couple days ago and I’m so sure something was fishy there. One hand says it all. I’m holding P3’s and decide to limp into the pot in late position alright? Five people see a flop which puts $27 in the middle, and the flop comes AJ3. Sick beautifulness WOOPPAAAA!

Everyone checks to me and I bet out, $20. One Belgian guy who I later found has a poker blog called Sven’s Tight Poker Tips calls my bet and we see the turn which comes a seven. Still no draws out there, and Sven checks to me. I bet out $55 into a $67 pot, and get called again. The pot is now up to $177 which was good for me as I wanted to be able to move about $120 at the end anyway.

The river hits another seven, a great card for me — especially when all of a sudden Sven bets out $180. Beautiful, right? I shove after him, and he instacalls flipping over A7.

WHAAT? Nigga I was cruising, and he hit running sevens to beat my boat. Sickness. He was all apologetic afterwards, but wtf I’m so sure the dealer was in on this…….. SICKNESS.

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WITH MY QUEENS I FEEL OBLIGOTERATED TO MAKE THE CALL SO I SHOVE ALL-IN I HAD LIKE $600 AND DONKBALL WITH AK CLUBS CALLS TOO. I WAS RIGHT. ONE DUDE HAS AJ. THE OTHER ONE WITH THE $200 HAS KJ. KJ I’M NOT FREAKING KIDDING.

TURN IS AN ACE, RIVER THE FREAKING CASE KING. DONKAMENT WINS MAIN POT. I ALMOST KILLED HIM. ONE-OUTER MY ASS.

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