COME ON MAN WHAT THE FFFFFF IS THIS?
Full Tilt Poker – No Limit Hold’em Cash Game – $1/$2 Blinds – 9 Players
SB: $239.50
BB: $280.15
Hero (UTG): $200.00
UTG+1: $38.00
MP1: $164.30
MP2: $282.30
MP3: $194.05
CO: $220.40
BTN: $239.05
Preflop: Hero is dealt A Q (9 Players)
Hero raises to $8.00, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $8.00, MP2 calls $8.00, 4 folds, BB calls $6.00
Flop: [...]
Full Tilt Poker Game #10344305412: $27,500 Guarantee (78111918), Table 18 – 12000/24000 Ante 3000 – No Limit Hold’em – 20:17:02 ET – 2009/01/30
Seat 1: westcoast fish (1,868,836)
Seat 2: QueenV (303,864)
Seat 6: jonna10 (1,134,072)
Seat 9: Gucci1979 (887,228)
westcoast fish antes 3,000
QueenV antes 3,000
jonna10 antes 3,000
Gucci1979 antes 3,000
jonna10 posts the small blind of 12,000
Gucci1979 posts the big blind [...]
THIS DONKEY IS A FREAKING WOMAN BUT F*** THAT S***! BRAGGING ABOUT HITTING QUADS FREAKING 3 TIMES IN FREAKING FOUR DAYS IS SO GAY AS IT’S FREAKING UNFAIR. I PLAY LIKE I DUNNO LIKE TWO FREAKING THOUSAND HANDS EVERY SINGLE DAY AND I HAVE NOT HAD QUADS IN MONTHS. ANYONE WONDER WHY I LOSE MONEY [...]
I FOLLOW THIS DONK AROUND FROM NOW ON TAKING HIS MONEYS IS LIKE MY FAV THING ROFLOL OK SO I JOIN HIS NL200 TABLE AND START OWNING IT UP RIGHT MAKING RAISES TAKING MONEY RIGHT NAC_BREDA69 LOSING MONEY WITH BAD CALLS AS ALWAYS HAHAHA DONKAMENTS.
ANYWAY DONKBALL RAISES I HAVE K3 AND I THINK OK LETS [...]
ACE FOUR OFF SUIT IS NOT A GOOD HAND I KNOW BUT JEEZES CHRIST I HAD BEEN RUNNING GOOD SO I CALLED A LITTLE RAISE BEFORE THE FLOP AND THE FLOP WAS ACE ACE NINE WHICH WAS AWESOME RIGHT SO I CHECKED THE FLOP AND THE DONKEY BET AND I JUST SMOOTHCALLED AWESOME STUFF AS [...]
OKAY SO I GO ALL IN WITH A JACK SEVEN OFF SUIT RIGHT AND THIS FREAKING DONKBAG CALLS ME DOWN FOR FREAKING SEVENTY DOLLARS EXTRA WITH MOTHERBICHING KING TEN. KING TEN? OMFG GO BACK TO DONKEYSCHOOL DONKEY KING TEN IS A DONKEYHAND AND IT SUCKS ASS AND YOU SUCK. I GO ALL IN SO YOU [...]