Full Tilt Poker – No Limit Hold’em Cash Game – $1/$2 Blinds – 9 Players

SB: $239.50
BB: $280.15
Hero (UTG): $200.00
UTG+1: $38.00
MP1: $164.30
MP2: $282.30
MP3: $194.05
CO: $220.40
BTN: $239.05

Preflop: Hero is dealt A Q (9 Players)
Hero raises to $8.00, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $8.00, MP2 calls $8.00, 4 folds, BB calls $6.00

Flop: ($33) 2 A A (4 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $26.00, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $26.00, BB folds

Turn: ($85) 2 (2 Players)
Hero bets $62.00, MP2 calls $62.00

River: ($209) A (2 Players)
Hero bets all-in for $104.00, MP2 calls $104.00

Pot Size: $417.00 ($3 Rake)

MP2 had 2.2 (four of a kind, Twos) and LOST (-$200.00)
Hero had A.Q (four of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$215.00)

What a joke. Online Poker is RIGGED.

Full Tilt Poker Game #10344305412: $27,500 Guarantee (78111918), Table 18 – 12000/24000 Ante 3000 – No Limit Hold’em – 20:17:02 ET – 2009/01/30
Seat 1: westcoast fish (1,868,836)
Seat 2: QueenV (303,864)
Seat 6: jonna10 (1,134,072)
Seat 9: Gucci1979 (887,228)
westcoast fish antes 3,000
QueenV antes 3,000
jonna10 antes 3,000
Gucci1979 antes 3,000
jonna10 posts the small blind of 12,000
Gucci1979 posts the big blind of 24,000
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
westcoast fish folds
QueenV folds
jonna10 calls 12,000
Gucci1979 checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc 4d 5s]
jonna10 checks
Gucci1979 bets 60,000
jonna10 calls 60,000
*** TURN *** [Qc 4d 5s] [5c]
jonna10 checks
Gucci1979 bets 180,000
jonna10 calls 180,000
*** RIVER *** [Qc 4d 5s 5c] [8s]
jonna10 checks
Gucci1979 checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Gucci1979 shows [4s 3d] two pair, Fives and Fours
jonna10 shows [8c Ah] two pair, Eights and Fives
jonna10 wins the pot (540,000) with two pair, Eights and Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 540,000 | Rake 0
Board: [Qc 4d 5s 5c 8s]
Seat 1: westcoast fish folded before the Flop
Seat 2: QueenV (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: jonna10 (small blind) showed [8c Ah] and won (540,000) with two pair, Eights and Fives
Seat 9: Gucci1979 (big blind) showed [4s 3d] and lost with two pair, Fives and Fours

Railing this hand I felt like these two must have both been complete donkaments. HOW COME I’M NOT IN THERE FFS.

SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY’RE SO COOL. QUADS FEVER — SURE. GOOD FOR YOU, TALENTLESS B*****!

You’re not Vanessa Rousso, DONK!

ANYWAY DONKBALL RAISES I HAVE K3 AND I THINK OK LETS TAKE THIS FFFFFFKKKAAAAA DOWN AIGHT SO I CALL HIS RAISE OF LIKE 4 BIGBLINDS RIGHT AND FLOP IS K-5-3 HAHA I HIT TOP AND BOTTOM PAIR RIGHT SO I CHECK HE BETS I CALL TURN IS A TEN I CHECK HE BETS I RAISE HE CALLS RIVER IS ANOTHER 3 AND I BET, HE RAISES I MOVE ALL-IN DONKADONKADONK MAKES CALL HAS KING TEN HAHAHAHA.

WHAT HE THINK HE CAN BEAT ME???!!! THINK AGAIN LOSERDONKKKKK!!!!

RIGHT WITH THE 4 ON THE BOARD I WAS NOW THE PIMP DADDY AS I HAD A DAMN FULL HOUSE INNIT?

SO THE GUY BET AND I RAISED MINIMUM AND HE MOVED ALL IN AND I CALLED AND HE HAD ACE NINE BETTER FULL HOUSE ME DRAWING DEAD.

FULL TILT POKER MY BATTY

I AM SO NEVER EVER EVER EVER PLAYING AT FULL TILT POKER AGAIN OMG ASSWHIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!