Archive for the ‘Live Poker’ Category

Are you FREAKING KIDDING ME

October 27, 2009

OKAY SO I LIMP UTG+1 WITH ACES RIGHT DONKEY SUPER AGGRO ON THE HIJACK DECIDES TO GO LOCO AND RAISE IT 7BB IN A FREAKING $2/$5 FULL RING SO I REPOP IT to $70 RIGHT HE CALLS WE ARE BOTH DEEP STACKED LIKE $1000+ OK SO THE FLOP IS Jd 10d 7s SO I GET [...]

Live Poker is RIGGED

May 14, 2009

OMFG I was playing a $2/$5 game at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas like a couple days ago and I’m so sure something was fishy there. One hand says it all. I’m holding P3’s and decide to limp into the pot in late position alright? Five people see a flop which puts $27 in [...]

FFS THEY GET SO LUCKY

December 20, 2008

OKAY WAS PLAYING A LOW STAKES LIVE GAME YESTERDAY – $1/$2 NO LIMIT HOLD’EM RIGHT? OKAY SO I HAVE 45 of CLUBS AND NOBODY RAISES SO I’M ON THE BUTTON AND I RAISE IT TO 6. I GET 3 CALLERS, AND GET EXCELLENT FLOP.
Ac Kc 8c
I DECIDE TO PLAY IT AGGR AND BET AS IF [...]

OKAY SO I QUIT POKER FOR A WHILE

June 19, 2008

I NEEDED A EFFING BREAK AFTER BEING PRAWNED BY DONKNUTS FOR LIKE TOO MUCH IN APRIL SO I TOOK MAY OFF AND GUESS WHAT I’M BACK IN FULL FORCE TO TAKE YOU DONKS MONEY HAHAHA.
PLEASE BRING CASH TO THE VENETIAN IN LAS VEGAS ON FRIDAY AS I’M DOING SOME REAL LIFE POKER THEN. HAHAHA.