OKAY I DONT MIND PLAYING AGAINST DONKEYS MOST OF THE TIME BUT TODAY I REALLY AM SO TIRED OF LOSING WHEN I MAKE GENIUS PLAYS THEY KEEP CALLING ME WITH LIKE MIDDLE PAIR HOW CAN THEY NOT FOLD. HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF ME PLAYING LIKE GUS HANSEN YET NOT GETTING THE RESPECT I DESERVE [...]
HAHA KEEP IN MIND I AM THE DADDY IN OMAHA SO I JOIN THIS TABLE RIGHT WITH HEADS UP OMAHA HIGH TO JUST TAKE SOME FREE MONEY FROM THE DONKERS AND I PICK UP FIRST HAND WITH AKQ4 DOUBLE SUITED RIGHT I RAISE VINNA=AAN IS SUCH AN IDIOT CALLING ME WITH OBV SOMETHING WAY WORSER [...]
CLUELESS. NO SHIT. CLUELESS.
IF YOU FEEL LIKE FUDGING CALLING MY PRE-FLOP RAISE (WHICH I ONLY DO ONCE EVERY ONE OR TWO ORBITS) WITH NINE FOUR OFF SUIT, WOULD YOU FREAKING MIND NOT MAKING A DONKAMENT STRAIGHT FREAKING FLUSH ON ME WITH A ONE-OUTER ON THE MOTHERBADGING RIVER?
I’M SO TIRED OF THIS CRAP I FEEL LIKE [...]