The Tilt Room

HAHA KEEP IN MIND I AM THE DADDY IN OMAHA SO I JOIN THIS TABLE RIGHT WITH HEADS UP OMAHA HIGH TO JUST TAKE SOME FREE MONEY FROM THE DONKERS AND I PICK UP FIRST HAND WITH AKQ4 DOUBLE SUITED RIGHT I RAISE VINNA=AAN IS SUCH AN IDIOT CALLING ME WITH OBV SOMETHING WAY WORSER […]

CLUELESS. NO SHIT. CLUELESS.
IF YOU FEEL LIKE FUDGING CALLING MY PRE-FLOP RAISE (WHICH I ONLY DO ONCE EVERY ONE OR TWO ORBITS) WITH NINE FOUR OFF SUIT, WOULD YOU FREAKING MIND NOT MAKING A DONKAMENT STRAIGHT FREAKING FLUSH ON ME WITH A ONE-OUTER ON THE MOTHERBADGING RIVER?
I’M SO TIRED OF THIS CRAP I FEEL LIKE […]