ANYWAY I HAVE A8 SUITED AND I RAISE RIGHT OKAY I GET FIVE CALLERS FLOP I MAKE NO PAIR BUT I BET I GET TWO CALLERS TURN IS NOT IMPORTAND I GO ALL-IN, GET CALLED BY 87 OFF SUIT WHO HAD PAIR OF SEVENS. WHAT A F IDIOT. 3 OUTER OMG!

ANYWAY THE FLOP IS LIKE I DUNNO LIKE JTA OR SMTHN LIKE GIVING ME THE UTTER NUTS WITH THE NUTSDRAW FLUSHER ALSO TO KICK THE VINNA=AAN ASS. I DECIDE TO DO PHIL HELLMUTH STYLE AND TRAPPY TRAPPY CHECK IT HE BETS I THINK AND JUST CALL SETTING THE TRAP RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA. ANYWAY ON THE TURN NO FLUSH SO I CHECK HE BETS I RAISE HE CALLS POT BECOMING BIGGER AND BETTER FOR ME ALSO GOOD RESULT.

THE RIVER I PLAY REALLY TRICKY THE FLUSH MAKES IT AND I CHECK THE NUTS HAHAHAHAHA TRAPPING THE VINNA=AAN LIKE A PETITE CHINESE HE IS RIGHT HAHA SO AIGHT HE BETS POT AND I INSTAMOVEALL-IN ON THE MOTHERBICH. HE FOLDS I DON’T SHOW MAH CARDS AND HE STARTS THE TANTRUMS. HAHAHAHHAHA EAT MY SHORTS VINNA=AAN.

I FLOPPED QUAD DUECES AGAINST HIM WHEN HE HAD ACES AND MADE ACES FULL ON THE TURN. HE BET ME ALL IN I JUST HAD TO CALL WHAT AN IDIOT GAME FINISHED TAKING ALL THE MONEY!!

IF YOU FEEL LIKE FUDGING CALLING MY PRE-FLOP RAISE (WHICH I ONLY DO ONCE EVERY ONE OR TWO ORBITS) WITH NINE FOUR OFF SUIT, WOULD YOU FREAKING MIND NOT MAKING A DONKAMENT STRAIGHT FREAKING FLUSH ON ME WITH A ONE-OUTER ON THE MOTHERBADGING RIVER?

I’M SO TIRED OF THIS CRAP I FEEL LIKE STRANGLING SOMEONE THROUGH THE INTERNET CABLE.

BAH!