THIS GAME SUCKS SO MUCH I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING STRANGERS IN THE FACE. FACT/ I AM BETTER THAN ALL THESE DONKS WHO CALL MY ALL IN BETS WITH LIKE FLUSHDRAWS ON THE TURN OR WHATEVER BUT F**** THEY KEEP MAKING THEIR HANDS AGAINST ME GIVING ME MY FIRST LOSING POKER MONTH IN 9 MONTHS IN […]
I FREAKING HATE THOSE DAMN NUBSHELLS TRYING TO BE SAMMY FREAKING FARHA WITH THEIR RAISY DAISY AND THEIR OK LET’S GAMBLE AND THEIR WANNA CHOP… FOR GODS SAKE GO WATCH SOME FREAKING TELEVISION OR SUMTIN’ BECAUSE IN STEAD OF LOOKING COOL LIKE SAM FARHA YOU’RE LOOKING SILLY AND HEUMEULIKE LIKE PHIL HELLMUTH!!
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OKAY SO I HAVE LIKE THE BIG BLIND AND I’M HOLDING QQ. I RAISE AFTER SIX DONKS LIMPED IN AND I GET 4 CALLERS. NICE CALL DONKS IS IN MY HEAD BUT I DONT SAY IT BECAUSE HEY THEY MIGHT HEAR IT AND KNOW I AM PROPLAYER RIGHT SO AIGHT FLOP COMES QKT. GOOD FLOP […]
CLUELESS. NO SHIT. CLUELESS.
IF YOU FEEL LIKE FUDGING CALLING MY PRE-FLOP RAISE (WHICH I ONLY DO ONCE EVERY ONE OR TWO ORBITS) WITH NINE FOUR OFF SUIT, WOULD YOU FREAKING MIND NOT MAKING A DONKAMENT STRAIGHT FREAKING FLUSH ON ME WITH A ONE-OUTER ON THE MOTHERBADGING RIVER?
I’M SO TIRED OF THIS CRAP I FEEL LIKE […]
WAS ON A RAISING SPREE WITH SOME DONK IN PLO I HAD ACES HE HAD JACKS WE ENDED UP GOING ALL IN ON THE FLOP WITH A QUEEN ON THERE DONK MADE JACK ON THE RIVER AND HE WAS OH SO HAPPY MAN IF I COULD I WOULD STRANGLE HIM THROUGH THE INTERNETS.
DONKAMENTSSSSS
I FOLLOW THIS DONK AROUND FROM NOW ON TAKING HIS MONEYS IS LIKE MY FAV THING ROFLOL OK SO I JOIN HIS NL200 TABLE AND START OWNING IT UP RIGHT MAKING RAISES TAKING MONEY RIGHT NAC_BREDA69 LOSING MONEY WITH BAD CALLS AS ALWAYS HAHAHA DONKAMENTS.
ANYWAY DONKBALL RAISES I HAVE K3 AND I THINK OK LETS […]
OKAY SO I’M DOING THE WHOLE POKER ON SUNDAY NIGHT THING RIGHT OWNING IT UP JUST SMOOTHCALLING WITH ALL MAH HANDS Y’KNAMSAYIN’ AND LIKE I PICK UP THE BULLETS RIGHT AND I SMOOTHCALL PRE-FLOP GET RAISED BEHIND ME I RE-RAISE HE RE-RAISES ME AND I SHOVE IN PRE-FLOP WHICH I DON’T USUALLY DO BUT NAC_BREDA69 […]
I WENT THROUGH MY HAND HISTORY TO GET A TELL ON THIS DONKBALLZ AND GUESS WHAT HE MAKES DONKEYCALLS LIKE WHATTHEBUCK ALL THE FREAKIN TIME HAHAHA I AM SO GOING TO PWN HIM AND TAKE HIM RENT MONEY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA END UP IN GUTTERBALLLLLLL MR LORRO85!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES I’M TALKING TO YOU LORRO85 YOUR MOTHER IS A REAL DONK NO SH*T MAN NICE NICE FLOPPING A FREAKING STRAIGHT FLUSH WHEN I HAVE THE NUT FLUSH AND THEN BISSHING ABOUT IT AGAINST ME BECAUSE I CALL YOUR BET GO FIGURE DONKBALL.
FOR CRYARIZING OUT LOUD LORRO85 I BET YOUR DADDY IS A DONKEY TOO. […]
ACE FOUR OFF SUIT IS NOT A GOOD HAND I KNOW BUT JEEZES CHRIST I HAD BEEN RUNNING GOOD SO I CALLED A LITTLE RAISE BEFORE THE FLOP AND THE FLOP WAS ACE ACE NINE WHICH WAS AWESOME RIGHT SO I CHECKED THE FLOP AND THE DONKEY BET AND I JUST SMOOTHCALLED AWESOME STUFF AS […]