OMFG I was playing a $2/$5 game at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas like a couple days ago and I’m so sure something was fishy there. One hand says it all. I’m holding P3′s and decide to limp into the pot in late position alright? Five people see a flop which puts $27 in [...]
OKAY WAS PLAYING A LOW STAKES LIVE GAME YESTERDAY – $1/$2 NO LIMIT HOLD’EM RIGHT? OKAY SO I HAVE 45 of CLUBS AND NOBODY RAISES SO I’M ON THE BUTTON AND I RAISE IT TO 6. I GET 3 CALLERS, AND GET EXCELLENT FLOP. Ac Kc 8c I DECIDE TO PLAY IT AGGR AND BET [...]
THIS DONKEY IS A FREAKING WOMAN BUT F*** THAT S***! BRAGGING ABOUT HITTING QUADS FREAKING 3 TIMES IN FREAKING FOUR DAYS IS SO GAY AS IT’S FREAKING UNFAIR. I PLAY LIKE I DUNNO LIKE TWO FREAKING THOUSAND HANDS EVERY SINGLE DAY AND I HAVE NOT HAD QUADS IN MONTHS. ANYONE WONDER WHY I LOSE MONEY [...]
OKAY I DONT MIND PLAYING AGAINST DONKEYS MOST OF THE TIME BUT TODAY I REALLY AM SO TIRED OF LOSING WHEN I MAKE GENIUS PLAYS THEY KEEP CALLING ME WITH LIKE MIDDLE PAIR HOW CAN THEY NOT FOLD. HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF ME PLAYING LIKE GUS HANSEN YET NOT GETTING THE RESPECT I DESERVE [...]
I WAS PLAYING LIVE IN LAS VEGAS LIKE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO RIGHT $25/$50 NO LIMIT GAME AND WHO ELSE BUT DONK-LOVER PHIL LAAK WAS AT MY TABLE DONKING UP THE CHIPS WITH SUPERTIGHTPLAY LIKE FOLDING AQ UTG AND SHOWING THE GUY NEXT TO HIM WHO MADE FUN OF HIM LIKE LOL I MEAN PHIL [...]
THIS GAME SUCKS SO MUCH I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING STRANGERS IN THE FACE. FACT/ I AM BETTER THAN ALL THESE DONKS WHO CALL MY ALL IN BETS WITH LIKE FLUSHDRAWS ON THE TURN OR WHATEVER BUT F**** THEY KEEP MAKING THEIR HANDS AGAINST ME GIVING ME MY FIRST LOSING POKER MONTH IN 9 MONTHS IN [...]
I FREAKING HATE THOSE DAMN NUBSHELLS TRYING TO BE SAMMY FREAKING FARHA WITH THEIR RAISY DAISY AND THEIR OK LET’S GAMBLE AND THEIR WANNA CHOP… FOR GODS SAKE GO WATCH SOME FREAKING TELEVISION OR SUMTIN’ BECAUSE IN STEAD OF LOOKING COOL LIKE SAM FARHA YOU’RE LOOKING SILLY AND HEUMEULIKE LIKE PHIL HELLMUTH!! PLEASE GO PLAY [...]
OKAY SO I HAVE LIKE THE BIG BLIND AND I’M HOLDING QQ. I RAISE AFTER SIX DONKS LIMPED IN AND I GET 4 CALLERS. NICE CALL DONKS IS IN MY HEAD BUT I DONT SAY IT BECAUSE HEY THEY MIGHT HEAR IT AND KNOW I AM PROPLAYER RIGHT SO AIGHT FLOP COMES QKT. GOOD FLOP [...]
CLUELESS. NO SHIT. CLUELESS. IF YOU FEEL LIKE FUDGING CALLING MY PRE-FLOP RAISE (WHICH I ONLY DO ONCE EVERY ONE OR TWO ORBITS) WITH NINE FOUR OFF SUIT, WOULD YOU FREAKING MIND NOT MAKING A DONKAMENT STRAIGHT FREAKING FLUSH ON ME WITH A ONE-OUTER ON THE MOTHERBADGING RIVER? I’M SO TIRED OF THIS CRAP I [...]
WAS ON A RAISING SPREE WITH SOME DONK IN PLO I HAD ACES HE HAD JACKS WE ENDED UP GOING ALL IN ON THE FLOP WITH A QUEEN ON THERE DONK MADE JACK ON THE RIVER AND HE WAS OH SO HAPPY MAN IF I COULD I WOULD STRANGLE HIM THROUGH THE INTERNETS. DONKAMENTSSSSS