Archive for the ‘Rants’ Category

OKAY SO LORRO85 RIGHT

March 29, 2008

I WENT THROUGH MY HAND HISTORY TO GET A TELL ON THIS DONKBALLZ AND GUESS WHAT HE MAKES DONKEYCALLS LIKE WHATTHEBUCK ALL THE FREAKIN TIME HAHAHA I AM SO GOING TO PWN HIM AND TAKE HIM RENT MONEY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA END UP IN GUTTERBALLLLLLL MR LORRO85!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR MAMA IS A DONKEY

March 29, 2008

YES I’M TALKING TO YOU LORRO85 YOUR MOTHER IS A REAL DONK NO SH*T MAN NICE NICE FLOPPING A FREAKING STRAIGHT FLUSH WHEN I HAVE THE NUT FLUSH AND THEN BISSHING ABOUT IT AGAINST ME BECAUSE I CALL YOUR BET GO FIGURE DONKBALL.
FOR CRYARIZING OUT LOUD LORRO85 I BET YOUR DADDY IS A DONKEY TOO. […]

ACE FOUR OFF SUIT

March 28, 2008

ACE FOUR OFF SUIT IS NOT A GOOD HAND I KNOW BUT JEEZES CHRIST I HAD BEEN RUNNING GOOD SO I CALLED A LITTLE RAISE BEFORE THE FLOP AND THE FLOP WAS ACE ACE NINE WHICH WAS AWESOME RIGHT SO I CHECKED THE FLOP AND THE DONKEY BET AND I JUST SMOOTHCALLED AWESOME STUFF AS […]

I went all-in with J-7 off suit

March 23, 2008

OKAY SO I GO ALL IN WITH A JACK SEVEN OFF SUIT RIGHT AND THIS FREAKING DONKBAG CALLS ME DOWN FOR FREAKING SEVENTY DOLLARS EXTRA WITH MOTHERBICHING KING TEN. KING TEN? OMFG GO BACK TO DONKEYSCHOOL DONKEY KING TEN IS A DONKEYHAND AND IT SUCKS ASS AND YOU SUCK. I GO ALL IN SO YOU […]