OKAY FIRST OF ALL I ADMIT I AM A STUPID IDIOT PLAYING BLACKJACK WITH MY POKER BANKROLL BUT WHO IN GODS NAME ALLOWED THE POKER ROOMS TO ADD LIVE BLACKJACK GAMES RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE POKER GAMES??? HOW CAN THEY ALLOW THIS IN THE GAMING COMMISSION??? THEY DONT WANT POKER TO BE ASSOCIATED [...]
THIS GAME SUCKS SO MUCH I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING STRANGERS IN THE FACE. FACT/ I AM BETTER THAN ALL THESE DONKS WHO CALL MY ALL IN BETS WITH LIKE FLUSHDRAWS ON THE TURN OR WHATEVER BUT F**** THEY KEEP MAKING THEIR HANDS AGAINST ME GIVING ME MY FIRST LOSING POKER MONTH IN 9 MONTHS IN [...]
CLUELESS. NO SHIT. CLUELESS.
IF YOU FEEL LIKE FUDGING CALLING MY PRE-FLOP RAISE (WHICH I ONLY DO ONCE EVERY ONE OR TWO ORBITS) WITH NINE FOUR OFF SUIT, WOULD YOU FREAKING MIND NOT MAKING A DONKAMENT STRAIGHT FREAKING FLUSH ON ME WITH A ONE-OUTER ON THE MOTHERBADGING RIVER?
I’M SO TIRED OF THIS CRAP I FEEL LIKE [...]
WAS ON A RAISING SPREE WITH SOME DONK IN PLO I HAD ACES HE HAD JACKS WE ENDED UP GOING ALL IN ON THE FLOP WITH A QUEEN ON THERE DONK MADE JACK ON THE RIVER AND HE WAS OH SO HAPPY MAN IF I COULD I WOULD STRANGLE HIM THROUGH THE INTERNETS.
DONKAMENTSSSSS
OKAY SO I’M DOING THE WHOLE POKER ON SUNDAY NIGHT THING RIGHT OWNING IT UP JUST SMOOTHCALLING WITH ALL MAH HANDS Y’KNAMSAYIN’ AND LIKE I PICK UP THE BULLETS RIGHT AND I SMOOTHCALL PRE-FLOP GET RAISED BEHIND ME I RE-RAISE HE RE-RAISES ME AND I SHOVE IN PRE-FLOP WHICH I DON’T USUALLY DO BUT NAC_BREDA69 [...]
YES I’M TALKING TO YOU LORRO85 YOUR MOTHER IS A REAL DONK NO SH*T MAN NICE NICE FLOPPING A FREAKING STRAIGHT FLUSH WHEN I HAVE THE NUT FLUSH AND THEN BISSHING ABOUT IT AGAINST ME BECAUSE I CALL YOUR BET GO FIGURE DONKBALL.
FOR CRYARIZING OUT LOUD LORRO85 I BET YOUR DADDY IS A DONKEY TOO. [...]
ACE FOUR OFF SUIT IS NOT A GOOD HAND I KNOW BUT JEEZES CHRIST I HAD BEEN RUNNING GOOD SO I CALLED A LITTLE RAISE BEFORE THE FLOP AND THE FLOP WAS ACE ACE NINE WHICH WAS AWESOME RIGHT SO I CHECKED THE FLOP AND THE DONKEY BET AND I JUST SMOOTHCALLED AWESOME STUFF AS [...]
OKAY SO I GO ALL IN WITH A JACK SEVEN OFF SUIT RIGHT AND THIS FREAKING DONKBAG CALLS ME DOWN FOR FREAKING SEVENTY DOLLARS EXTRA WITH MOTHERBICHING KING TEN. KING TEN? OMFG GO BACK TO DONKEYSCHOOL DONKEY KING TEN IS A DONKEYHAND AND IT SUCKS ASS AND YOU SUCK. I GO ALL IN SO YOU [...]